On Reddit:
Post: I’ll post a pic of the top requested position/shot/idea that is feasible for me. I’m a very petite girl (30A), blonde, and don’t want to reveal my face. Response: I would like to see a stuffed raccoon resting on your head. If a stuffed raccoon is not available, another stuffed toy would be sufficient. Or a live raccoon; however, these can often transmit diseases such as rabies, so this isn’t the preferred option. Since you’re wishing to remain face-anonymous and I’m not sure how that would work with the “raccoon on head” thing, you could use any method you wish to ensure your face isn’t in the shot, but extra points will be given if you wear a paper bag over your head, especially if it has a funny, drawn-on face on it. Also, since you’re potentially “going wild” and we’ve ignored a rather important part of the body, please write out one line from any “New Kids on the Block” song on your torso using some form of washable pen or marker. You could use lipstick for that if you’d prefer but… well, I dunno. That might just be a bit weird. VERY IMPORTANT: Do not use a plastic bag. They are not toys.